death rides a bicycle (burn_ward) wrote in bicycle_bicycle,
death rides a bicycle
bicycle_bicycle April Fools Day Alleycat Race! everyone get your ass to Philly. by tommorow! I was going to go but my ride bailed on me.

I was riding to Harvard Square and I was next to a semi-trailer, so I was trying to move around it and my friend called my cell phone. Being an idiot I decided to answer it and pull it out of its pouch while trying to turn a corner AND get around the big rig. I didn't have my hand on my brake and I went down. right in front of a huge Harvard tour group. hahaha oh man. all of these kids made that "ooooh" face. I smashed my balls but nothing serious other than that. hooray!
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